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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football

>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Barbara Chandler, the senile and zombofind biological mother of Christian Weston Chandler, Pope of Autism and Prime Lolcow, is rumored to have died on August 18th 2019, allegedly from a heart attack. Pic related is the alleged death certificate of greene county.

Source - HORSE news discord server via GaryD12

This event is unconfirmed by third parties and was denied by Cwc via a sock account on Twitter.

No proof of life was supplied. A Cwc detractor server suspects Chris is lying. One reason being the announced post death Kiwifarms house raid.

Will post more later if this turns out to be real.


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no definitive proof of barbs passing or living yet

detractors are leaning towards dead and chris being in denial.
its being considered to visit the house or calling cwc.

no obituaries have surfaced yet, but that could be related to cwcs ineptitude or a yet-to-be had funeral.


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>Twitter thread of CWCs sock account

note:for some reason archive is cant save twitter anymore properly.


inb4 the "living" Barb turns out to be CWC dressing up in her clothes and taking on an additional personality Norman Bates style because that's the only way his autism will allow him to react to her death


Lmao, at least Norman Bates had a job though.

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i have been informed he spent approximately 12 hour in bitwave chat to """troll""" the site owner and attending audience since yesterday evening, up until the wee hours of this morning. Somehow he changed his troll ID later in the night. can not tell which one it is but it should not be hard to spot him once he appears.

Thomas Dall attended a stream as a guest on bitwave TV last night, namely Murderer.
predictably had a screaming meltdown on air and rage quit it subsequently right after.

Dall confirmed a 90 day Ban on youtube by Jörg Sprawe aka The slingshot channel. meaning he wont be able to stream on youtube before late august 2019, the DLIVE Ban was also re-affirmed.

his stream in may was taken down because of the provoked copyright strikes. he was hoping youtube would give him doxxes of the people who flagged him and complained about youtube masking the flaggers with Jörger Sprawe.

He has to appear in court because of the Bar Incident
was fined by a former Landlord ca. 5000 Dollars after he trashed the apartment where his neighbor invaded him.
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It's a quality stream I see


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Credit to Mandy


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screencap from dalls trashfire of a website


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this was just posted in bitwave chat after Dall promised to kill himself for a 10.000 dollar donation.

"BENNY DALL +45 30 60 09 88.
PREBEN DALL +45 23 92 60 53.

presumably 2 uncles of Thomas Dall, one of them being a former politician who worked for a communist party in denmark.


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Kitty Currently Raging at Kovalski over Benny's pizza delivery.

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Conrad Aaron Collins, better known under his Online alias Digibro(ny) is a 23 year old
Aspergic Manchild from Virginia Beach, USA. He is most famous for his Anime Youtube Channel with 300k+ subscribers and his excessively long redundant reviews of animated media mostly targeted at underage demographics. He has the fashion sense of a hobo version of John Lennon and is worshipped by an obnoxious fanbase of weaboos who treat him as some sort of Otaku Guru.

Conrad achievements in his young life are RICH and include (but are not limited to):
>living with his parents exercising this professional Cartoon Critic-hood as a """Job""" since before late 2012 despite having a college degree
>being a lowkey SJW
>Borderline Pedophile who wishes he was an underage girl
>Suspected Jew
>having over 2 dozens user accounts on several sites
>repeated Suicide Baiter over virtual property
>Former My Little Pony Cartoon Analyst (more on that and his breakup with the Brony community later
>SelfEnlightened Pseudointellectual Farthuffer
>opportunistic Art Thief
>Ironic Novel
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Does someone have this video archived? Turkey Tom has a habit of deleting videos


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unfortunately, said video seems to be lost. Tom must have deleted it at some point months ago and i found myself unable to fetch a reupload. I apologies for not archiving it properly at the time. i have only gotten software for this at the end of 2018.

here is the Dick show interview as a small compensation.

38 minutes from April 2018

Conrad is not on cam, voice chat only.


I'm confused, when did this thread go from being about Digibro to being about mumkey?


Digibro and mumkey used to be pals.


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Mumkey and Liu leaked sex tape, theres about 5 of them.

warning, this might mentally scar you. not only by how tyler is looking at the camera but also lius trap looking body. this is barely a level over the Julay video.

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>Dragon Lord
14 Minute Quick Rundown video from Count Dankula

Rainer Winkler, better known under his Internet Alia "Drachenlord", is a Youtuber with ~75.000 subscribers and currently considered one of the most famous - if not - the biggest singular lolcow entity currently residing in Germany. He is infamous for his IRL rage fuels rants, intense physical interaction with his detractors and - by now - infamy on a national level. If you ever wanted to hear a large fat german man screaming his lungs out until hes bordering a stroke, this is the cow for you. If you have ever seen the semi-famous Angry German Kid meme from the late 2008, you will know what this is about. Also reminds me of Tourettes Guy.

Before i deeper get into this i want to preface this with saying, I have never seen a video of this guy before or even really heard of him. I faintly remember his name being mentioned some years ago in context with E-celebs, but never really looked into it. Therefore i must stress that i do not possess any deep knowledge about this specimen, all the material presented here has been accumulated in roughly ~3 hours.

I'd also like to mention that some people consider this man to be the German Chris Chan. I cant really say how true this is, but at least to me this seems to be overly simplified. Herr Winkler offers some genuine entertainment values you dont really get from other lolcows.I did not really know what people hate on the guy (except maybe that hes a fat selfimportant NEET), but then i saw those IRL visit videos and it became abundantly clear to me why this guy is so famous.


To fully enjoy this content i recommend usage of Google translate or other Translation Add ons.

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20 minute Drachenlord Cringe Comp
part 1 of 4 (more parts yet to be released)


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someone made a counterstrike map of Drachenlords rotten house and yard

this will likely be used for training for the time when armed people will lay siege to his house irl


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He owns a lot of purple shirts, i haven't seen a logo, but, a company named Kromberg & Schubert (Kroschu), has their operators (lowest "class" workers) wearing purple shirts he may have been or still might be an employee.


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>Drachenlord Illegal Restream Youtube Channel - August 18th

Rainer is playing Zelda BOTW on Switch.


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August 14th 2019
35l dislikes

>His latest video Rainer flexes on his detractors with an autotune Rap, despite him hating rap music.

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Does anyone else on this board find they get vinegar scented balls if they don't shower for a couple of days? Pic unrelated.


>scented balls
One answer: fungus


I like to scratch my balls and then sniff them.

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I watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8G701_ahH8 and the following ones and I had a really good time. You guys should try it.


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Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Not yet found.



Canada (Quebec)

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Sebs latest release, joining the AIDS Pride movement.


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>tfw he responded to me calling him an autist


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Unironically Sebastien, welcome to /mlpol/

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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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>dat pic
A clear case why the retards need supervision and punishment for their own good.


lighters are superior to matches,change my mind.


I am bacon

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Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)
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Checking my own trips is sad. : (
I have been making a lot of videos.
And if my memory serves me correctly that is all I ever promised. I know I am not smart, or an elite haxor, however I am artsy, and autistic. That has to count for something. I have missed you poners.
A lot has changed. My sister now watches my YouTube channel with my nephew, so I can't really blog about personal drama anymore.
I wanted to take custody of my nephew at one point….however, now his father is out of prison, which is a good thing. I am happy he is spending time with his dad. I am just uncle Ricky and that suits me fine. Families are weird. Well, that is a broad statement but you know what I mean. I never had a family, which was my own choice… And at 38, I am like a cat lady..only I have doggos. They're not even my dogs. I am a loser. This comes to no surprise to the reader I am sure. Oh well, I guess I should just nut up and shut up. Be a fucking man, and not giant pussy. It is all so tiresome…
>Fuck that depressing bullshit.

There is enough depressing shit in the world.
Like Israel getting the NSA, 5G weapons (which Israel will not have in their country) strange how that works huh? YouTube removed my "White Jesus Jew Killer" video. That sucked cause it was really funny and I had this totally ripped 6 pack. Oh well. YouTube hates Christians. I have an idea why, but I don't want to be called an antisemite! Hahaha, too late for that shit. I am whatever they label me as… That is how THEY work. Everyone nose it. (Knows*)
>at this point I am just rambling.
But someone may want to read it. My only accomplishment in recent years is this thread. I have come to terms that John Elway isn't the real John Elway…haha. I also had a conspiracy theory about the Broncos and the Denver airport…
But, ponies can't be satanic can they? I hope not. Speaking of hope, I still hope for a brighter future…. and you poners should too. I know it is hard…at times I want to be with King Terry taking out CIA niggers in the afterlife. (I hope there aren't CIA niggers in Heaven) But, if I kill myself, they win. So fuck that.
I want to be inspirational here, but all I can say is don't be a loser like me. There is a sad pep talk. Hahaha. Any who,Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


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>I have come to terms that John Elway isn't the real John Elway
Now that was just uncalled for, Ricky.
amusing video though as ever. glad you're still around and having fun.


You Know What Goes Great With Ricky? Football.



Nice to see you Mr. Elway.
>Keep Entertaining Mr. God.
Go Broncos, and Praise Sportsball!

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DSP about to literally outlive mumkey jones as the superior business man and boyfriend. This message is approved by the Admin of Kiwifarms.


Heil our Eternal Fuhrer DSP, May He Reign or 10,000 Years. Heil Null the Obersturmführer.


i prefer a penne


I prefer a penne


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i prefere a penne, with dick lightning. Bugged typing mechanics

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>look in her eye
she's ready to be booped


10/10 would poke in the tummy and call her a qt


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Snack for a rightful horse.


That is one hungry horse.


10/10 would feed melon to.

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Nicolas Cage here…
I wear a toupee so kiss my asshole.


Nick cage is a braphog


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Nicolas Cage here…
i'm in a cage so call me a bronco


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The Bigger Nigger approaches,beware thy asshole.

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What is the best theme, and why is it muon?


It's 100% muon.

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I'm currently gathering shock images, and I'd like your help.
Now, before you play the whole 'we're not your personal army' card, I'm not only doing this for myself. Having a readily available source of gross shock images allows newfags to join in on our raids rather quickly; made even better by the fact that threads don't expire on this board.


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>'we're not your personal army'
You answered yourself faggot.


You're overthinking it anon, just use horsepussy


>just use horsepussy
Far more effective than gore.


Gore Is just edgy and makes you look bad, disgusting.
Post hoers and spread love, not gore.

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