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 No.1[Reply]

This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football

>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life


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 No.12078[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

>>12058

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS7UlXonoJE

i have been informed he spent approximately 12 hour in bitwave chat to """troll""" the site owner and attending audience since yesterday evening, up until the wee hours of this morning. Somehow he changed his troll ID later in the night. can not tell which one it is but it should not be hard to spot him once he appears.

Thomas Dall attended a stream as a guest on bitwave TV last night, namely Murderer.
predictably had a screaming meltdown on air and rage quit it subsequently right after.

Dall confirmed a 90 day Ban on youtube by Jörg Sprawe aka The slingshot channel. meaning he wont be able to stream on youtube before late august 2019, the DLIVE Ban was also re-affirmed.

his stream in may was taken down because of the provoked copyright strikes. he was hoping youtube would give him doxxes of the people who flagged him and complained about youtube masking the flaggers with Jörger Sprawe.

He has to appear in court because of the Bar Incident
was fined by a former Landlord ca. 5000 Dollars after he trashed the apartment where his neighbor invaded him.
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 No.13515

samy & james sitting in a tree. REEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.13517

>>13515
Talk shit is that you ?

 No.13518

>>13509
the rumored time frame is from January to March From what ive heard

 No.13519

STAWHP ITS NOT ME.

 No.13520

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I dont think this has ever been posted here before. time to change that.

Picture of Kittys teenage goth metal band "Blame the Lame".
Thomas on on the left, the other 2 are unknown. Presumably child hood friends.
Possible 2 of the boys he hung around and did gay shit with and illegaly drank beer and swam naked in a river.

this was faken someone in the early 2000', most likely during Dalls Homosexual Phase. I was shocked to learn that kitty even was in a band, considering how bad his guitar play is to this day.

Also heres a clip of Mister Metokur laughing at Kittys Micropenis.


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 No.7179[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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 No.13501

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oh hehey dere everyboney

sorry poner was gone so long but poner was off being poenr doin poner tings

 No.13502

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anyway poner am back fromme vacation in mysteriaous dimsnion

what did poner miss?

poner sure am glad to soee everyponer

 No.13503

>>13501
>>13502
Poner's back!
Hey! Hey everypone poner's back!

 No.13504

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>>13502
>>13501
PONEEEERRRR!!!!!!

 No.13514

>>13501
>>13502
Poner, the Jews have taken back over the Middle East while you were gone. You need to help us get rid of them.


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 No.11605[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias

PonySeb

>Power Word:

Not yet found.

Age:
19

Country:

Canada (Quebec)

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 No.13490

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>>13489
>taking trash for a free soda

 No.13491

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>>13489
>brainwashed about the environment hoax
>trash for himself

 No.13493

>>13489

i hope Seb was just making a tasteless joke. otherwise this is literally Ethan Ralph Trash Burger Tier behavior. Gretas bullshit has mindfucked him.

Also, ignoring the fact that hes fetching single use paper dishes froma trash bin, that material is not sanitary. Even if Seb were to clean it with soap and hot water each time after use, this stuff will eventually soak with dirt and bacteria.

 No.13505

>>13489
Man, you know you've done something really fucking retarded when your fellow autist who's also named Seb and also draws god-awful ponies is posting surprised reaction images


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 No.6132[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)
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>>13214

Whoa you did a good job making that mp4. Kudos.
>I forget about friendship being a two way street.
I am not a very good friend irl.
I am kinda an asshole.
Meh, I am an asshole online too.
>I am praying like hell someone makes a cure for the common asshole.
Then I can be free from "Assaholitosis" which is the scientific term for my disease.
LULZY KEKKLES. : D

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>>13224
>Whoa you did a good job making that mp4. Kudos.
Not me, I just posted the link left by >>13212
The credit is for him.

 No.13479

>>13225
Thanks. You are a good poner.<3
Don't mind Ricky, he is a little slow and possibly stupid. Hahaha
t. theraddness

 No.13480

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>>6132
>Wow, it has been two years already? Where does the time go?
Well, condolences on the end of mlp. I read that some of you Poners are pretty mad at how the show ended. I guess you could blame Hasbro. I would…just because they seem to mess things up from time to time. Or at least that is my experience with GI Joe. I am still pissed they cancelled the second wave of mighty muggs that had Serpentor. Speaking of Serpentor, Hasbro screwed me out of the original costume in the 25th edition GI Joe figure. Still mad about it to this day. Hahaha, silly I know.
Anyway, there are so many happenings. Epstein stuff is old now. I am amazed at how things really get memory holed so fast nowadays. Is Trump still the God Emporer that is playing 3D Chinese checkers?
>I would like to believe
But I don't. Q is still trying to drain the swamp? Hmmmmm
I don't think so. But who knows?
Hotwheels is suing Jim? Supposedly.
China and Blizzard?
Money talks.
Did the moneylenders sell the America corporation to the Chinese? Seems so. I have no source to back up any of these statements.
YouTube is a shit show of epic proportions. I am amazed at all the trolls, shills and disinformation on the YouTube. It honestly is a sight to behold. I have seen a lot of my friends channel get deleted. Which is a bummer. I like socializing on the live streams. It reminds me of the little bit of time I spent on rabbit. Rip to rabbit too.
Family life update.
Shit is bonkers. RC is rebelling physically against my sister, and they still argue all the time. CPS was called, not by me, but someone. And my sister thinks the family called. They RC and my sister are going to therapy, which I would say is a good thing… but not when you lie to the therapist. Seriously, how can you get any help if you lie? Alcohol is still my sister's problem. Stealing it from family, then lying about it.
My mom wants her out of the house now. Which is probably a good thing. I don't think my mom will back it up though. I made a video earlier that had some drama in it…kinda like the videos I used to post. It is saddening. I honestly don't know what to do anymore. I guess RC and his mom gotta figure something out.
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>>13480
True there is so much that has happened. The bending of the knees to China and not Jesus is a shameful sight to see. Hope things calms down and peace returns to the family.
Wishing you a great day too Theradness. He-Man Jesus loves us all.


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 No.12151[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Last thread hit bump limit.
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 No.13471

>>13468
Sadako?

 No.13492

>>13468
fuck you, that shit actually got me. now, since I'm a little bitch, I'm scared to go near mirrors.

 No.13495

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Dumbass?


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Dont really know what this is but you may find this interesting.

https://youtu.be/qA25_-c_VnQ

Some dude named Jonathan Ross held a hangout on Discord with a fat bitch and some pedo mudslime. Also something about a guy watching videos of naked kids in bathtubs being cute.

Jim invaded the hangout uninvited and turned it into something else. Apparently videos about this have been taken down, but are getting mirrored and made into highlight reels as we speak.
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picture of Ross' Soundcloud account from a few years back, to which he uploaded his moonman redubs.

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As of early July 2019 Jonathan Ross has been apprehended by California police
while he was in his motel room
the incident was recorded, as Ross was in a public call at the time
he has not been heard from ever since
no trace could be found, even not by kiwifarms
it is suspected Ross has brought over to a closed insane asylum to received treadment

As pointed out by Null, the Admin of Kiwifarms, none of the Discord users of the Jonathan Ross Detractor Channel were able to produce any kind of documentation in the last 3 months.

Source: Jonathan Ross Documentary, circa 4h 15min

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The Jonathan Ross Documentary from Horrowcow productions gained 3000+ views since yesterday

here is another highlight clip, a sequel to Rosses Mega Ree, caused by a british cunt. Also apparently Ross does not know how to shave. And has a differently colored beard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41vuhXoEILE

 No.13465

>>13440
Good i Hope he fucking dies in prison.

 No.13467

>>13465

Ross was ripe for a crackdown since summer 2018. we still dont really know what happened to him, but i hope he wont enjoy it. his grandfather died because of the stress and his grandmother has disaccociated herself from him years ago due to his antosocial behavior. its a shame Ross lives in commiefornia, id like to think most other states would have laid the fucksmack on him months ago.



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 No.13423[Reply]

How to get an autiste girlfriend? The girl part can be ambiguous or arbitrary. Like this artist maybe - or the Nico cosplayer Nyann from TikTok. Who is a female but can pass for a cute boy thankfully (which is not gay to want).
If impossible, I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster. Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.

I just don't know how to do it.
Should I go outside and just walk around until I meet new people so I can also get friends? Al la, multitasking?

What if the people I'm approaching don't want to be friends? If I approach to befriend them and they aren't interested then I have wasted my time, and in addition, have had a negative experience - both for those trading parties involved. What's the best way to tell when a stranger wants to be frends before the approach and greet sequence anyway? This is all too confusing.
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 No.13443

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>how do I get a gf?
>I mean she doesn't even have to be really all that feminine, she can be a tomboy as long as she's retarded
>I mean honestly she can be a boy
>totally cool with fucking some guy up the ass I mean low standards amirite

The others are right, op. You're a faggot and this thread is gayer than the threads in a tranny's copehope skirt.

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>I'm at least shooting for a (legitimately, not colloquially or pejoratively) mentally handicapped anime poster.
>Preferably one who speaks in sentence fragments or truncated-keyboard English.
FaggotOPAnon the solution is obvious just stalk bad anime fanfiction writers.

Btw why those preferences?

 No.13452

I'll have you know I was going to delete this thread before having a sleep but then I had to drive all night and so forgot.
No. I was not drunk and blacked out before deleting it.

Rude mods don't want me to be able to delete it on /mlpol/ where it locks when moved, or here on /sp/ because they enjoy faggotry and are framing me.

 No.13453

>>13452
>mods are framing me
no lol

 No.13456

>>13452

Mods framed me into fucking autistic anime gunnut traps too. It's terrible. All the cum and ammo shells everywhere. I can't go to sleep at night without these cunts sucking the marrow out of me. :c



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 No.1426[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Have I guys seen these new chad memes? There pretty good
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>>13173
The 1.7.10 pack for life!

 No.13211

>>13058
What's the fucking point of living in a tiny box if it's expensive?

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 No.12007[Reply]

IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE ON PAGE 1 WHILE SCROLLING

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE INDESTRUCTIBLE PIG ROACH OF 11 YEAR LEAGACY.

SHITTY DICKS AND GOUT WILL COME TO YOU UNLESS YOU POST "I prefer a Penne." IN THIS THREAD.
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 No.13052

>>12997
I know this isnt the right thread to ask in, but by chance do you have the Peterson moonman deep fake?

 No.13053

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>>13052

i fear i do not own many DFP files, but heres two fragments i found on a discord server where people talked about it

i amn unaware if someone cut this together into the whole song

 No.13073

>>13053
i've heard rumors about a full song.

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>>13414

absolutely brilliant. Now we know what caused the incident 2016.



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 No.13368[Reply]

Baseball is better than football. Football is for plebs. Pic Unrelated

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>>13368
>baseball
>good
lol no, the only thing baseball ever did was create the shiggy diggy meme.
>pic related
i think you'll find that ice hockey is the better sport and the teams are most often 90% or 100% white and have little to no niggers in them because it's too complex for a nigger to understand and play due to how many things are going on within the arena that contribute to a team win, also more often than not niggers in ice hockey are total shit players.

 No.13401

>>13400
nigs freeze to death on the ice because of their excess melatonin



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 No.13035[Reply]

Horse and Horse related posting

 No.13037

Horses are awesome!

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Sharing is caring.

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Cleannig Shetland Pony's Hooves.



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SHOW ME YOUR HANDS ANON
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 No.4891

>>4872
Don't you do it

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 No.13332[Reply]

I need more scenes like this. Anyone know of any?


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 No.13290[Reply]

I was walking through a random mall and stumbled upon a mural of a unicorn that wouldn't be amiss on DB. Why are the Chinese so weird?

 No.13292

>>13290
I'm not sure if it is weird or based.

 No.13300

>>13290
oh my fuck, it's even got chink eyes



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